I used to think fenders were dorky and wondered why anyone would want fenders on their bike.   I remember when I was a kid, fender removal was one of the first modifications to a new Huffy. I never saw Greg 
LeMond, Davis 
Phinney or even 
Bobke ride a fender equipped on their 
Reynolds 853  Eddie 
Merckx.  Andy 
Hampsten did have fenders when he rode to a Giro stage victory during a blizzard in the 
Gavia Pass.
However, as I have gotten older, and I would like to think, sometimes wiser, I realize that fenders scream hardcore.   A bike with fenders is a bike that is all business.  It's a bike that is about riding.  It is not a 
bike where someone is trying to save half a gram (28.35 grams to an ounce, just in case you were wondering) with carbon valve stem cores.  It is a bike that says that there is no honor having a wet, black stripe of road grime extending from the tail of your seat to the top of your jersey collar.
I've got to 
get some fenders.  But first, I need to spray some shout on the back of my jersey.